Tuesday, October 17, 2006

Gonna hang my hat

Glory be - I've found a place to live! This city is a tough beast to crack open. Like a nut, I mean. A nut-beast. I'm not sure who to thank for this sweet providence, except for all the fish n chips of course. However, I'm partially convinced that this is the work of today's Cosmic Trigger Event.

Indeed, reputable new age astrologers from the Academy of Sorcerers have calculated that today, Oct 17, 2006, is the beginning of a GIGANTIC PULSE BEAM of UV light that will magnify our good intentions a million-fold. It is recommended to be near some trees or the ocean (or at least near some tinkling water for effect) to further concentrate your powers. And for everyone's sake, do not watch Must See TV for the next 17 hours or we're all toast.

I'm so excited I'm going to pee my pants. To the cosmic guardians I say: May all of the universe be showered with golden light!

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